I've been doing this art thing all wrong!!

Ok, So this is a good one. I would also like to know how to make a deal with the FBI so all those fuckers looting my funds go to jail.....

OFFICE34 Parliament Street,York, YO18SG,UK

Dear Friend,

My name is Ms SANDRA PHILLIPS, I am an artist with my husband James Phillips,We own SANDRA ART WORLD in London,Zealand(United Kingdom) I live in London United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats, one dog and the love of my life my husband Mr James Phillips. It is definitely a full house, I have been doing artwork since I was a small child That gives me about 23 years of experience I majored in art in high school and took a few college art courses Most of my work is done in either pencil or art brush mixed with color pencils.

I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the computer, I have been selling my art for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines, I have sold ingalleries and to private collectors from all around the world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans,they are always offering to pay with momey order or casher's cheque, which is difficult for me to cash here in London United Kingdom.

I am looking for a representative in the United States Of America who will be working for me as a par time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction, which wouldn't affect your present stateof work, someone who would help me receive payments from my customers in the states, I mean someone that is responsible and reliable, because the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, I am working on setting up a branch in the state, so for now i need a representative in the United States Of Amareica who will be handling the payment aspect for our company.

These payments are in order or casher's cheque and they would come to you in your name if you are willing to assist as a representative,so all you need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage andwestern union Charges then wire the rest back.

But the problem i have is trust, i have made arrangement with the FBI in Washington,that if anybody gets away with my money they will definately get hold with the person,and the person will go to JAIL for LOOTING my funds , you are to receive the order or casher's cheque payment which will be sent to you by the Fedex or UPS from my business partners, which would come in form of a order or casher's cheque then you are to take it to your bank account to enable you cash it and send the money cashed for the order or casher's cheque to me via Western Union money transfer or Money Gram.

NOTE: All charges of the Western Union money transfer or Money Gram.will be deducted from the money, so you are rest assured thatyou wouldn't spend a dime out of your personal money. If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as possible via email. N: B, Please send to me the listed information below:

#Your full name: #Your full home address, #Your age, #Occupation and as well your #maritalstatus, and your,#direct contact telephone number,

I will be needing your home address, so that I will forward it to my customers to send you the casher's cheque . via Fedex or overnight shipment. Thanks for your assistant and God bless,


Director of SANDRA ART WORLD INC, London, United Kingdom.