This morning while flipping channels I stopped on the new Fergie video because it features the hot guy from "Heros" covered in tattoos and wearing a tank top. He also has a weird ponytail but I've decided to ignore that. Anyway, thanks to the supremely untalented Fergie I have a new favorite song lyric: "I'm going to miss you like a child misses a blanket."

It made me snort coffee.